Britain’s Advertising Standards Authority has condemned advertising for Mattesons smoked sausages because it might “cause harm to children.”
A couple of example ads:
“Think about all the things you can stick this tasty, extraordinarily large sausage in,” one advert said.
“Mmm… Pizza, pasta, stir fry. You have any ideas? Give me a call and tell me where you like to stick it.”
Easy to see why American libertarians often mock the United Kingdom as a nanny-state.